@6 days ago with 18895 notes
Earlier in the show, Jon Stewart did a skit where he talked to a turkey he stuck over his hand. Later in this show, he interviewed Jennifer Lawrence.
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*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
@6 days ago with 258910 notes
@1 week ago with 183253 notes
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
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